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The ‘Silent Night, Yeah Right’ Cozy Fleece Onesie

(5 Reviews )

Designed for maximum holiday comfort, this fleece onesie is for pups who love to lounge in front of the fire, demand extra treats, and occasionally wake the house up at 3 AM. Featuring ultra-soft fabric and a winter wonderland design, it’s perfect for snuggles and slightly chaotic holiday energy.

£29.49
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Reviews
5/5 (5 Reviews)
Michelle D.
17 September 2025

I put this on my dog, and they immediately did that little ‘spin in a circle to admire myself’ move. I did not teach them that. Where did they learn it? Who is training who here?

Carla M.
16 September 2025

This item did not just improve my dog’s look – it elevated their soul. They now carry themselves like they have an invite to the Met Gala. It’s honestly inspiring.

Bruce K.
14 September 2025

I dressed my dog in this, and immediately, a limo pulled up outside. A driver stepped out. ‘They’re ready,’ he said. My dog gave me one last glance and left.

Eleanor T.
11 September 2025

The moment I put this on my dog, the streetlights flickered. Somewhere, a choir of unseen voices whispered, ‘It has begun.’ My dog just smiled. They knew.

Veronica P.
9 September 2025

My dog wore this and is now charging me rent. They have a calendar. They take business calls. I am afraid they will fire me from my own home.

Handcrafted. Dog-approved. Outrageously Stylish.

Each of our products is carefully designed using premium materials, because we believe every dog deserves to strut their stuff in comfort and style. Our expert crafters (who may or may not be under the direct supervision of very judgmental dogs) ensure that every stitch, seam, and detail meets the highest canine fashion standards.

Whether your pup is a Pocket Wolf or a full-blown Horse?, we’ve got sizes to fit all floofy icons. And yes, we tested these on real dogs. No, they did not sign NDAs. Yes, they now demand royalties in the form of extra belly rubs.

Why Your Dog Needs This…
  • Handcrafted with love (and a little bit of dog hair, free of charge)
  • Premium, comfy materials because only the best for your fashion icon
  • Eco-friendly whenever possible, because a cleaner planet means more squirrels to chase
  • Tested on real dogs (who now think they’re famous)
  • Designed for maximum zoomie compatibility
  • Guaranteed to make strangers gasp, ‘Oh my gosh, look at that dog!’
  • Fits all sizes, from ‘Pocket Wolf’ to ‘Horse?’
Legend speaks of a dog so well-dressed, so impeccably styled, that heads turned, traffic stopped, and pigeons whispered in awe. That dog could be yours. Choose wisely.
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Product # BS-24
Weight Lighter than your dog’s sense of responsibility.
Sustainability 100% guilt-free materials – your dog is basically an eco-warrior now.
Durability Tougher than a dog’s refusal to come inside when they’re having fun.
Style Rating Certified 12/10 on the ‘Oh my gosh, look at that dog!’ scale.
Fetchability While not made for playing fetch, your dog will attempt to fetch it anyway.
Cuteness So cute your dog’s about to have an influencer career.
Availability Limited – once people see it, they panic-buy for their dog’s fashion legacy.