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A Barksmiths Original

The CEO of Zoomies Collar

(5 Reviews )

For the dog that runs the house (and the yard, and the park), this sleek collar declares their executive status. Featuring a durable design and a stylish engraved tag, this collar is perfect for pups who take their zoomies seriously and expect belly rubs as part of their benefits package.

£18.99
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5/5 (5 Reviews)
Debbie H.
2 August 2025

I put this on my dog, and now they walk with an air of importance. The neighbor’s dog, who used to ignore them, now looks mildly intimidated. This was a power move.

Greg H.
31 July 2025

I don’t know what kind of sorcery went into making this, but my dog is thriving. They prance around like they’re on a fashion runway. I fear they may start charging me rent.

George W.
29 July 2025

This thing is dangerously stylish. My dog now looks too important to acknowledge me. The other day, they sighed dramatically when I spoke. I have been humbled.

Ben F.
28 July 2025

My dog put this on, turned to me, and I swear I saw wisdom in their eyes. I no longer own them. They own me. What a transformation.

Barbara Q.
27 July 2025

I put this on my dog, and now they communicate exclusively through slow, knowing nods. They haven’t barked in three days. The air feels different. Something is coming.

Handcrafted. Dog-approved. Outrageously Stylish.

Each of our products is carefully designed using premium materials, because we believe every dog deserves to strut their stuff in comfort and style. Our expert crafters (who may or may not be under the direct supervision of very judgmental dogs) ensure that every stitch, seam, and detail meets the highest canine fashion standards.

Whether your pup is a Pocket Wolf or a full-blown Horse?, we’ve got sizes to fit all floofy icons. And yes, we tested these on real dogs. No, they did not sign NDAs. Yes, they now demand royalties in the form of extra belly rubs.

Why Your Dog Needs This…
  • Handcrafted with love (and a little bit of dog hair, free of charge)
  • Premium, comfy materials because only the best for your fashion icon
  • Eco-friendly whenever possible, because a cleaner planet means more squirrels to chase
  • Tested on real dogs (who now think they’re famous)
  • Designed for maximum zoomie compatibility
  • Guaranteed to make strangers gasp, ‘Oh my gosh, look at that dog!’
  • Fits all sizes, from ‘Pocket Wolf’ to ‘Horse?’
Legend speaks of a dog so well-dressed, so impeccably styled, that heads turned, traffic stopped, and pigeons whispered in awe. That dog could be yours. Choose wisely.
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Product # BS-25
Weight Lighter than your dog’s sense of responsibility.
Sustainability 100% guilt-free materials – your dog is basically an eco-warrior now.
Durability Tougher than a dog’s refusal to come inside when they’re having fun.
Style Rating Certified 12/10 on the ‘Oh my gosh, look at that dog!’ scale.
Fetchability While not made for playing fetch, your dog will attempt to fetch it anyway.
Cuteness So cute your dog’s about to have an influencer career.
Availability Limited – once people see it, they panic-buy for their dog’s fashion legacy.