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Zoomies Champion Hoodie

(8 Reviews )

Designed for high-speed sprints, sudden bursts of energy, and post-zoomie nap sessions, the Zoomies Champion Hoodie is built for performance. Ultra-soft and breathable, it keeps your pup stylish whether they’re dashing through the yard or dramatically collapsing on the couch afterward.

£26.99
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Reviews
5/5 (8 Reviews)
Debbie M.
12 November 2025

Since buying this, my dog has started answering to ‘Your Excellency.’ They refuse to eat unless their meal is plated on fine china. I fear what I have unleashed.

Veronica P.
10 November 2025

My dog wore this and is now charging me rent. They have a calendar. They take business calls. I am afraid they will fire me from my own home.

Emily H.
7 November 2025

Life before this? A blur. Life after? Crystal clear, full of color, and dramatically more fashionable. My dog is now the CEO of looking better than me.

Daniel P.
6 November 2025

I put this on my dog, and suddenly they were strutting through the house like they had an empire to run. I fear I’ve created a fashion dictator.

Franklin J.
5 November 2025

I dressed my dog in this, and every clock in my house spun backwards. My dog vanished. Five minutes later, they reappeared with a baguette and a knowing look. I don’t own a baguette.

Carla M.
1 November 2025

This item did not just improve my dog’s look – it elevated their soul. They now carry themselves like they have an invite to the Met Gala. It’s honestly inspiring.

Ryan K.
28 October 2025

I don’t know if my dog even likes this or if they just know it makes them look incredible. Either way, they refuse to take it off now.

Elliot S.
27 October 2025

The second I put this on my dog, they became an influencer. The neighborhood is in awe. People ask where I got it. I just whisper, ‘It found us.’

Handcrafted. Dog-approved. Outrageously Stylish.

Each of our products is carefully designed using premium materials, because we believe every dog deserves to strut their stuff in comfort and style. Our expert crafters (who may or may not be under the direct supervision of very judgmental dogs) ensure that every stitch, seam, and detail meets the highest canine fashion standards.

Whether your pup is a Pocket Wolf or a full-blown Horse?, we’ve got sizes to fit all floofy icons. And yes, we tested these on real dogs. No, they did not sign NDAs. Yes, they now demand royalties in the form of extra belly rubs.

Why Your Dog Needs This…
  • Handcrafted with love (and a little bit of dog hair, free of charge)
  • Premium, comfy materials because only the best for your fashion icon
  • Eco-friendly whenever possible, because a cleaner planet means more squirrels to chase
  • Tested on real dogs (who now think they’re famous)
  • Designed for maximum zoomie compatibility
  • Guaranteed to make strangers gasp, ‘Oh my gosh, look at that dog!’
  • Fits all sizes, from ‘Pocket Wolf’ to ‘Horse?’
Legend speaks of a dog so well-dressed, so impeccably styled, that heads turned, traffic stopped, and pigeons whispered in awe. That dog could be yours. Choose wisely.
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Product # BS-52
Weight Lighter than your dog’s sense of responsibility.
Sustainability 100% guilt-free materials – your dog is basically an eco-warrior now.
Durability Tougher than a dog’s refusal to come inside when they’re having fun.
Style Rating Certified 12/10 on the ‘Oh my gosh, look at that dog!’ scale.
Fetchability While not made for playing fetch, your dog will attempt to fetch it anyway.
Cuteness So cute your dog’s about to have an influencer career.
Availability Limited – once people see it, they panic-buy for their dog’s fashion legacy.