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The ‘No Bones Today’ Hoodie

(6 Reviews )

For those extra lazy days when even standing up feels like a chore. This ridiculously comfy hoodie is inspired by every dog who’s ever flopped dramatically onto the floor and refused to move. Perfect for ‘boneless’ mood days, lounging around, and looking cute with zero effort.

£25.99
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Reviews
5/5 (6 Reviews)
Angela R.
8 January 2026

I bought this because it was cute, but I wasn’t prepared for the level of cute. My dog wore it to the park, and strangers actually gasped. I think my dog enjoys the attention too much.

Melissa H.
6 January 2026

Fantastic product, but I NEED a reversible version where one side is normal and the other side is an explosion of chaos for special occasions (like Tuesdays).

Nigel O.
3 January 2026

Ever since my dog got this, my neighbor started treating them with respect. This morning, he saluted them. My dog saluted back. I have no idea what’s going on, but I know I’m not in charge anymore.

Stanley T.
1 January 2026

Fantastic! But what about a glow-in-the-dark version that only glows when my dog is about to do something questionable? Like an early warning system for bad decisions.

Patrice L.
29 December 2025

My dog put this on and vanished. A second later, I heard a knock at the door. I opened it. There they stood, holding a briefcase. ‘We don’t have much time,’ they said.

Marlene P.
27 December 2025

Super stylish, but I really need this in a hypercolor, weather-reactive edition that makes my dog look like a walking lava lamp when it’s humid. I want psychedelic puddle vibes.

Handcrafted. Dog-approved. Outrageously Stylish.

Each of our products is carefully designed using premium materials, because we believe every dog deserves to strut their stuff in comfort and style. Our expert crafters (who may or may not be under the direct supervision of very judgmental dogs) ensure that every stitch, seam, and detail meets the highest canine fashion standards.

Whether your pup is a Pocket Wolf or a full-blown Horse?, we’ve got sizes to fit all floofy icons. And yes, we tested these on real dogs. No, they did not sign NDAs. Yes, they now demand royalties in the form of extra belly rubs.

Why Your Dog Needs This…
  • Handcrafted with love (and a little bit of dog hair, free of charge)
  • Premium, comfy materials because only the best for your fashion icon
  • Eco-friendly whenever possible, because a cleaner planet means more squirrels to chase
  • Tested on real dogs (who now think they’re famous)
  • Designed for maximum zoomie compatibility
  • Guaranteed to make strangers gasp, ‘Oh my gosh, look at that dog!’
  • Fits all sizes, from ‘Pocket Wolf’ to ‘Horse?’
Legend speaks of a dog so well-dressed, so impeccably styled, that heads turned, traffic stopped, and pigeons whispered in awe. That dog could be yours. Choose wisely.
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Product # BS-56
Weight Lighter than your dog’s sense of responsibility.
Sustainability 100% guilt-free materials – your dog is basically an eco-warrior now.
Durability Tougher than a dog’s refusal to come inside when they’re having fun.
Style Rating Certified 12/10 on the ‘Oh my gosh, look at that dog!’ scale.
Fetchability While not made for playing fetch, your dog will attempt to fetch it anyway.
Cuteness So cute your dog’s about to have an influencer career.
Availability Limited – once people see it, they panic-buy for their dog’s fashion legacy.