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The ‘No Bones Today’ Hoodie

(5 Reviews )

For those extra lazy days when even standing up feels like a chore. This ridiculously comfy hoodie is inspired by every dog who’s ever flopped dramatically onto the floor and refused to move. Perfect for ‘boneless’ mood days, lounging around, and looking cute with zero effort.

£25.99
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Reviews
5/5 (5 Reviews)
Bradley T.
2 August 2025

Put this on my dog, and suddenly they have opinions. They no longer simply eat their food—they critique it. They give me judgmental looks when I wear sweatpants. This was not in the fine print.

Elliot S.
30 July 2025

This thing has turned my dog into an influencer. The neighbor’s pug now follows them around like an unpaid intern. People ask for selfies. My dog just nods.

Elliot S.
29 July 2025

The second I put this on my dog, they became an influencer. The neighborhood is in awe. People ask where I got it. I just whisper, ‘It found us.’

Trevor W.
27 July 2025

This thing is life-changing. My dog walks differently now. More confidence. More power. Neighbors stop and stare. Is my dog famous? Possibly. Was I ready for this level of elegance? No.

Marlene P.
24 July 2025

Super stylish, but I really need this in a hypercolor, weather-reactive edition that makes my dog look like a walking lava lamp when it’s humid. I want psychedelic puddle vibes.

Handcrafted. Dog-approved. Outrageously Stylish.

Each of our products is carefully designed using premium materials, because we believe every dog deserves to strut their stuff in comfort and style. Our expert crafters (who may or may not be under the direct supervision of very judgmental dogs) ensure that every stitch, seam, and detail meets the highest canine fashion standards.

Whether your pup is a Pocket Wolf or a full-blown Horse?, we’ve got sizes to fit all floofy icons. And yes, we tested these on real dogs. No, they did not sign NDAs. Yes, they now demand royalties in the form of extra belly rubs.

Why Your Dog Needs This…
  • Handcrafted with love (and a little bit of dog hair, free of charge)
  • Premium, comfy materials because only the best for your fashion icon
  • Eco-friendly whenever possible, because a cleaner planet means more squirrels to chase
  • Tested on real dogs (who now think they’re famous)
  • Designed for maximum zoomie compatibility
  • Guaranteed to make strangers gasp, ‘Oh my gosh, look at that dog!’
  • Fits all sizes, from ‘Pocket Wolf’ to ‘Horse?’
Legend speaks of a dog so well-dressed, so impeccably styled, that heads turned, traffic stopped, and pigeons whispered in awe. That dog could be yours. Choose wisely.
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Product # BS-56
Weight Lighter than your dog’s sense of responsibility.
Sustainability 100% guilt-free materials – your dog is basically an eco-warrior now.
Durability Tougher than a dog’s refusal to come inside when they’re having fun.
Style Rating Certified 12/10 on the ‘Oh my gosh, look at that dog!’ scale.
Fetchability While not made for playing fetch, your dog will attempt to fetch it anyway.
Cuteness So cute your dog’s about to have an influencer career.
Availability Limited – once people see it, they panic-buy for their dog’s fashion legacy.